The Tale of Something

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1. Once upon ago, there lived a regular man* in a Chicken suit. He had great laughter and enjoyed his life among friends, eating fried tiny corn dogs. One night, he got hungry in his Chicken Shop, so he decided to just heat up a meal. But as he was heating up a microwave meal, his taco exploded, sending shards of metal scattering in all directions. Flames licked up the open gas tanks and with a blast, the whole area blew up. Struggling from the wreckage, he stumbled out. No longer a man nor chicken. He went mad. HE became CHICKENFOOT. And that's when his eyes bulged out of his head. It was____________________
-Contributed by Theoneandonlywizard, July 2
*Not really regular, he was a little nuts. His name was Pat Retern. This name is scrambled up to disguise a reference to a person living. Any likeness to him is very unfortunate.

2. ...the high and mighty Irken army.  A beam of destruction bolted out of the armada's canons causing sheer destruction in it's wake. Chickenfoot, ran, terrified for the puny little scum he was. The ships swerved, chasing the little filthy human like a cat with a mouse. The army tried to stop the madness, but none of the weapons could over power the advance technology of the fierce race of Irkens. And I, Invader Splorch stood over, triumphant. And they all___________________
Contributed by InvaderSplorch, July 13

3. Giant Weenies fell from the sky. They were all big and squishy. They squashed everyone. Giant pigs flew in and carried the wieners. They had jelly in them. Me and the moose friends. I like the_____________________
Contributed by HungryHarry, July 31

4. squishy weenie jelly inside. Then we realized that these were giant donuts created in a laboratory by a mad scientist in order to fuse weenies and jelly donuts. They were created by the Irken people to finally conquer earth. After all the time that Zim was here and he could not succeed, their tallest decided it was hopeless. They planted microchips in the giant weenie/donut in order to control people's brains by telling them they could not eat until they got so fat on more of these space weenies that they would be helpless. But they realized there plan had two things not accounted for? How do we get the space weenies onto earth? Also, how do we activate the microchips? Suddenly they conceived the idea to create flying pigs. Once this was done they conceived the idea to implant in Gir a controller. They then needed some way to detain Zim so they would have time. They had the ingenious idea to talk with the evil teacher and get her to give Zim triple detention. They persuaded her to do this by giving her an Irken torture ray. Whenever you use it, it projects Pat Retern and he drives you insane with his lunatic espousals. Once the wanted to activate the chips all they had to do was send an army of fat, bald, creepy men with annoying accents who remind you of Herbert from Family Guy. All that was left was to _____________________
Contributed by JohnLennonfan, August 3

5. make the human race eat the giant space weenies. However, to the Almighty Tallest's dismay, the giant weenies had different effects on the race of mankind. It made them all fat and bloated. Their cells began to merge in with the weenies in their bellies. And a new plague arose out of the obese humans. They WERE forming in to baloney. There was no use for the army of fat, bald, creepy men with annoying accents. The humans own best friends, dogs turn on their owners, chewing and easting their masters. They no longer obeyed the slab of meat they used to call 'owners'. And so they all turned to cats, as 'man's ultimate friend', because the race could not trust the dogs, due to the change of flesh to baloney. it was the era of______________________
Contributed by Loneshadows123, August 4

6. the dog betrayal. Cats now were the only hope of the humans. Then the fat, bald, creepy men with annoying accents started beaming down because they were hungry. They started vaporizing the dogs because the dogs were eating what they wanted to eat. It started a long and bloody war that lasted for many minutes (fat, bald, creepy men with annoying accents got tired more easily so it seemed longer) and so they lost and were eaten by dogs. Then a crazy guy wearing a banana suit with wings descended from a spaceship. He suddenly pulled out a guitar and started singing "Here Comes Santa Claus". The crazy weirdo was suspended by a string and fell. Next a giant Santa Claus heat ray vaporized the dogs. Finally an armada of mechanized space ducks swooped down from the sky. These were machines of ________________
Contributed by JohnLennonDisciple, August 6

7. terminators. THE TERMINATOR came down with a blowtorch, causing many to suffer, Irkens, and humans alike. But Santa Claus came to the rescue, taking out a candy cane pike, and he started bashing it on the head. No avail. The mighty robot took Santa by his beard at swung him high over his head. He threw him crashing into the wall, straight into The Bamoa. Santa was defeated. And the machine of the future stood triumphant over the unconscious body. The impact was __________________
Contributed by WarAndMighty, August 6

8. soon discovered to be cushioned by corn dogs. Giant sumos, started beating up the TERMINATOR. And even the reindeers started to help. Fatty, Droolly, Fat Rudolf, Diabetes Rancer, and the rest. The best_____________
Contributed by TheWacman, August 6



9. thing that ever happened since John Lennon came up with Imagine. But the war was not over. Many had chosen sides. There was TheFour, led by John Lennon and the Beatles; The Irkens, led by Invader Sploch/Zim; TheNthPole led by Santa; and the Terminators. Paul and his army of musicians, bashed the terminators in the weenie with guitars, causing a mass break out of fights. John was trying to calm everyone down. "GivePEACEaChance" And that's when the dogs came, chassing Humans out of the fight.
WAR PART TWO
The day came when____________________
Contributed by Theoneandonlymastr, August 17



10. the wheenie ate humans. Canablistic values overturned. The order was reversed. And now everyone ran terrified of another. It was like____________
Contributed by WheenieGeneral, September 1

Weird. Humans had discovered a new type of smoking called wiener smoking where you dip weenies in chocolate and burn them with heroine. Everyone was addicted and started murdering each other for it and other stuff.

It was madness. Everyone got stupidly drunk. Madhouse. Users saw the Walrus.
Contributed by Anonymous, November 25

The Walrus in his almighty wisdom then declared that everyone is to beat Pat Retern with weenies. They did so but he seemed to enjoy it. He then started prancing around singing "In the Navy." Suddenly people from Texas started sent him away to be annoyed by having to listen to badly made comedies. Then for some reason Pat and Jasper, Brian from Family Guy's cousin, started making out. Then, he and Jasper opened a banana farm somewhere in Santa Fe. This was the beginning of a new life for Pat, when...

Contributed by Johnlennonfan, November 26

John Lennon went to Strawberry fields and decided let us drink of the ichor of The Walrus. This sacred ichor is of course LSD. They all got high and burned down Pat's banana farm. To forget his loss he tried LSD. He then had a brilliant idea. "What would happen if I grew strawberries with LSD?" He tried it and became a billionaire. He became so rich he could afford to be beaten with weenies very frequently. But he forgot to account for inflation so his money became worthless. He had a need to be beaten with it so he...

Contributed by Johnlennonfan, November 26