Merry Christmas

This holiday we should celebrate with a more funny, uplifting feeling to it. I wanted to send you a Christmas carol that I knew only you could appreciate. I call it Jingle Farts and I knew that you were the toot-loving person to share this odorful ode with. Happy holidays, my gassy, smelly friend.

The Keeperhaven's 1st Birthday

Happy Birthday Keeperhaven!




On November 28, 2009 The Keeperhaven was born. Inspired by other websites, TheOneAndOnlyWizard created a blog based on his interest. Although it was unknown at the time, it gained it's entertainment level and enjoyment. Finally, opening to the public in the April of 2010, it wasn't great at first, it gained popularity. Now setting it's rank among the rest, The Keeperhaven is now among the pages of Google. Check. Go to http://www.google.com/; it's there. With the site expanding, and the ideas growing bigger, who knows what will we come up with next? A blog, a site, games, books-What else? Today, The Keeperhaven has expanded greatly and improved among it's members: TheOneAndOnlyWizard, JohnLennonFan, and SirVincentAndrew. Hopefully, The Keeperhaven will last for more years to come. Spread the news, email, whatever you do will keep this site alive if you spread the name. Good Luck, Keeperhaven.

Best Wishes,
TheOneAndOnlyWizard,
JohnLennonFan,
and SirVincentAndrew,
the administrators.

Ps. This is only the beginning. The Celebration has just begun!

AdultWhims #2

Dr. Tran Episode 1:
HERE COMES DR.TRAN
You've seen all of his films. You bought all of his merchandise. You made him America's #1 action star. Make way for Dr. Tran!
This video may not be appropriate for viewers under 10 for mild inappropriate humour.


Dr. Tran Updates on TWITTER
http://twitter.com/breehn

Dr. Tran Official Site
http://www.lonesausage.com/

For more Mondo Minishows visit
http://www.mondominishows.com/

I MET THE WALRUS

In 1969, a 14-year-old Beatle fanatic named Jerry Levitan snuck into John Lennon's hotel room in Toronto and convinced him to do an interview. 38 years later, Levitan, director Josh Raskin and illustrators James Braithwaite and Alex Kurina have collaborated to create an animated short film using the original interview recording as the soundtrack. A spellbinding vessel for Lennon's boundless wit and timeless message, I Met the Walrus was nominated for the 2008 Academy Award for Animated Short and won the 2009 Emmy for 'New Approaches' (making it the first film to win an Emmy on behalf of the internet).

A RETURN OF JOHN LENNON

Smoking Child?!?

The infamous smoking toddler's mother checked him into rehab and is optimistic her son will quit smoking for good.

SPECTACULAR VIEWS

Imagine:
The Keeperhaven received over a thousand views! It's true! Using the all new World Tracker Stats, the blogger uses, I've found this out to be amazing. Thanks viewers!
SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!!!
Keeperhaven Views,
Since Creation in April 2010
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Canada 39

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Australia 19

Indonesia 7
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The Invader Zim Chip Switch Site Has Moved

If you have been wondering where all these months, where my Invader Zim Chip Switch has moved, they have been moved. In case you do not know what it is, it's this online trading card game about Invader Zim, an alien of the infamous Irken race. If you still do not understand look up 'Invader Zim' on Google.com
Click HERE to enter Google.
To catch up with all the Card Game action visit:
http://www.theroomwiththemoose.blogspot.com/
INVADER SPLORCH WELCOMES YOU
INVADER SPLORCH AWAITS TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE

GONE

I, Theoneandonlywizard, shall be gone on the 7th. Do not fret because I'll be back in two weeks. Enjoy these videos. :)
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Some clips from Invader Zim Volume 5 including the time when Gir became smart, and when Gir was pretending to be that turkey.

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Contest Winners

There are times when we are not winners at everything. Anyways, here are the results:
1. BlahdeBlah- 98%
WINNER
To receive cash prizes you should have gotten a 99 or above and other stuff 95. Sorry, standards are pretty high. Maybe next time I'll go easy. Here are the four other runner-ups.
2. HappyStr- 12%
3. HotdogHarry- 51%
4. DynamoLeague- 87.1%
5.  JohnLennonfan- 94.9%
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P.S Check your messages, NNegrete

Hello JohnLennonfan,

Glad you finally made it in. Check your messages for the rest of the information, because i can't release the rest of the Member's exclusive cheats to other people.
Yours Un-Truly,
TheCreator

Dear JohnLennonfan (pt.3-iThink)

Thank you for your contribution of the story page. I'm glad you deciphered anagram of who Pat Return was. The was it was anagrams, I don't think his IQ can work out that it means him. To humiliate him farther, I need you to do a favor. Do you think you could bring your yearbook to school? I need to borrow it, so I can scan his signature on my computer and post it on this site. That should torcher him. Then we could laugh at him behind his back. Besides you, the only one who knows about this site, besides the government of course, is I. E. Vladd (his name is scrambled up.) See if you can decode that.
By the way, to join, click on that 'Follow' icon with 'Google friend connect thing. Create an account among the choices or sign in, and that's it.
Yours Un-Truly,
Thecreator,
TheKeeperhaven

SWEET SUMMER STUPENDOUS SWEEPSTAKES

I present the 'Sweet Summer Stupendous Sweepstakes'! The first annual awesome sweepstakes here at the Keeperhaven. Win big, and play now. Many will enter, few could win. And it's free to enter, but you must be a member, follower, or subscriber or anyother term you call it to play. You could win:
A free 10 dollar cash prize
or
All copies of Marble Comix books I've ever made
or
Every Wizard's trading card game card
or
A Free 20 dollar cash prize
or
The ultimate Game Creator
or
8000 credits for Marble Comix Inc Items
or
ALL THE PRIZES ABOVE
The contest ends this 6th, so hurry up and enter. For contest rules go to the Contest page.
or email your answers.

Come Together

As the song of the month, it's Come Together. We all know the song and we've heard it been interpreted so many different ways. Here's the song someone made in flash animation. If you look closely, you can see their interpretation of the song:

OK, the meaning of the lyrics are actually quite clear and relevant if you know some history about the Beatles and are somewhat familiar with the idioms and slang of the era:
1st verse:

"HERE COME OL' FLAT-TOP,

HE COME GROOVIN' UP SLOWLY.

HE GOT HAIR DOWN TO HIS KNEE,

GOT TO BE A JOKER HE JUST DO WHAT HE PLEASE."
This verse references Ringo. "Flat-Top" makes reference to Ringo's bluesy musical roots and the disparaging stereotype that was often applied to those that played that style of music.

"Groovin' up slowly" refers to the fact that Ringo was the last to join the final and 'official' line-up of the band, yet his drumming ability was very limited and borderline acceptable at the beginning, especially compared to the abilities of the rest of the band. As he honed his skill, he slowly became better and better at holding down the beat of the music, or 'groove' as it was also loosely referred to. As the group continued to record and release music, his talent slowly came up to the standards of the other three.

"He got hair down to his knee" simply refers to the fact that Ringo had a longer, shaggy hairstyle when he joined the band, while the other three had the short, close-cropped style favored by the 'mods' of the day.

"Got to be a joker he just do what he please" is obvious: Ringo was the funny one, the 'cut-up' of the group and he often said and did bizarre and unexpected things in formal situations the group found themselves in during the early years. His enthusiastic, upbeat attitude was a major influence of the early writings of John and Paul.


Verse #2:

"HE WEAR NO SHOE-SHINE,

HE GOT TOE-JAM FOOTBALL.

HE GOT MONKEY-FINGER,

HE SHOOT COCA-COLA.

HE SAY I KNOW YOU, YOU KNOW ME.

ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE.

The subject of this verse is George. "He wear no shoe-shine" is a reference to going to bare-foot, a quite-common state of dress that George adopted once he became so enamored of the Indian Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Bare feet and simple robes were the accepted dress of the followers of the Yogi, and George's influence quickly spread to the other three Beatles.

Toe-Jam football is just a reference to bare-foot 'soccer' style football playing, the common social outdoor activity practiced by many while worshipping at the yogi's temple.

"Monkey-Finger" refers to George's manual dexterity and amazing ability to master many, many different styles of stringed instruments, notably the 'sitar', an almost unknown instrument at the time that he was introduced to and quickly learned how to play while worshipping at the yogi's temple.

"He shoot coca-cola" is obvious: 'coca-cola' is street-slang for cocaine, a drug that George, as well as the others, would often 'shoot up' directly into their veins.

"I know you, you know me...we got to be free" is simply the basic premise of the entire teachings of the Yogi, that George was so whole-heatedly promoting to his fellow band mates.



"COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW...OVER ME" refers to the message the Yogi delivered to the band as a group that would supposedly heal the growing rift and distention between the four members of the band and unite them as a single cohesive unit once again.



Verse #3:

"HE BAD (NOT 'BAG') PRODUCTION,

HE GOT WALRUS GUM-BOOT.

HE GOT ONO SIDEBOARD,

HE ONE SPINAL CRACKER,

HE GOT FEET DOWN BELOW HIS KNEE,

HOLD YOU IN HIS ARMCHAIR YOU CAN FEEL HIS DISEASE.

No questions about this one, it's about John all the way:

"Bad production" refers to John's increasing level of drug use and the negative effect it had on his ability to effectively create acceptable music with the rest of the band, and to function with the rest of the band.

John was the 'Walrus' referred to in the 'I am the Walrus; lyrics', clearly this refers to him.(notwithstanding the later lyric 'the walrus was Paul' from "Glass onion")

A 'sideboard' is the term used when attorneys would be called away from a trial during court for private discussion. "Ono sideboard" makes reference to the growing distraction that the rest of the band felt Yoko Ono was having on John.

John's increasing uncooperative attitude towards the professional and musical direction the rest of the band wanted to follow manifested itself in John constantly griping and complaining to the others, or in slang terms "breaking their backs", a term referenced with 'spinal cracker'.



"Feet down below his knee" also makes reference to his stubborn, uncompromising desire to do things his way only with little or no regard for the rest of the band's wishes. To give in was to be seen as being on 'your knees', but John had 'feet below his knees', so there was no way he was going to kneel(stand on his knees) and be subservient when he could 'stand on his feet' and be the decision-maker.

"Hold you in his armchair (possibly..."arms, yeah...) you can feel his disease" refers to the fact that John's tough exterior persona barely fooled anyone, as his self-loathing and self-doubt, fueled and magnified by increasingly excessive drug use began to consume him. To be close to , or to 'hold him in your arm...' was to know the real John, where one could 'feel his disease'.


Verse #4:

"HE ROLLER COASTER,

HE GOT EARLY WARNING.

HE GOT MUDDY WATER,

HE ONE MOJO

HE SAY ONE AND ONE AND ONE IS THREE

GOT TO BE GOOD LOOKING 'CAUSE HE'S SO HARD TO SEE"

Well, last of the four is Paul, and this is clearly all about Paul.

'Roller coaster' refers to Paul's aggravating habit to the rest of the band by constantly changing his stated desire to either break up and move on to a solo career or to remain as a band and continue on as the 'Beatles'.

'Early warning' makes reference to the fact that they all made it clear to Paul long before that his selfish, superior attitude was going to create a rift between them and in fact it finally did.

'Muddy water' describes the bad feelings and growing poor relationship between Paul and the rest of the band due to his constant lying and manipulation of them, and particularly about his attempts to convince the others to let his father-in-law manage the band as opposed to the choice the others made.

'Mojo filter' refers to Paul's habit of 'spin doctoring' information to the others and manipulating their perceptions so as to ultimately get his way.

'One and one and one is three' refers to Paul's attempts to try and convince the others that if he did indeed leave the band and start a solo career, they remaining three could carry on and continue to be 'the Beatles' without him, contrary to everyone's opinion.

'Got to be good looking...': a straightforward reference to the fact that he was typically considered the 'cute, good looking one' of the group.

'...so hard to see' describes the increasing time away from the rest of the band that Paul was spending on personal projects, to the detriment of any possible group projects.

So, there you have it!

Dear Johnlennonfan #2,

Where have you been lately, I wonder. Anyways, I am informing you to come and see the new 'The Tale of Something' page and contribute to the story. To answer your alter ego's questions, yes, we are still...friends. Although that still does not include trust yet. Sorry. Also, what kind of book shall we next write? If you have any ideas, post it in the comments.
Yours Not-Truly,
Theoneandonlywizard

A Letter to Cartoon Network

Friday, June 30, 2010; 1:26:34 PM


Dear Cartoon Network Studios,

I must admit that Cartoon Network is the best cartoon animation studios ever. Ranging from all different styles and ideas of animation, you have a great variety of cartoons. Nickelodeon has recently been doing less animated shows and more live-action comedies. I do not mean any offense, but their few animated shows, like SpongeBob, and Fanboy and ChumChum have loosed their hilarious luster. And their other corporation, Nicktoons Network has nothing on but reruns of old shows. To sum it up, if you want quality cartoons, look up Cartoon Network.

Now, a few years ago, back in early 2002, Invader Zim, a favorite of mine, was discontinued, or canceled due to disagreements between Jhonen Vasquez and the Nickelodeon Company. Leaving one season and half a season finished, the show still had many episodes left unfinished. I think the show had the great potential to be a great television show. When it was cancelled, the characters were still growing, and it was winding itself into an exciting plot. The show should have not been canceled. It was a thrilling ride, a comedy hit, and an exciting hit for viewers. Despite such a short run, if you browse on the internet, you’ll see that it had attracted so many fans, yet also negative criticisms. Many loved Invader Zim. On youtube, many have even created their own fan interpretations of the show. Still, some said the show had a sort of a dark setting. But the plot would soon change that; according to a wiki article, there was going to be a massive war between all species. And to come to think of it, it has a similar concept to Avatar: the last air bender and Ben 10: Alien Force and no one dislikes those shows. I believe that if the show continued on, people could see the same.

I know you can probably guess where all this is going. And I doubt I am neither the first nor the last to ask this favor: Can to please, PLEASE consider making some sort of deal with Nickelodeon to allow that you may continue the show? I know this is complicated, seeing you and Nickelodeon are rival animators, but PLEASE consider. Or at least split the profits? You could always assemble the old animators and creators of the show. If you look at it this way, you can see this comes with benefits for you too. By restarting Invader Zim again, you can also gain more long-lost viewers that have been hoping ever since that the show would return. (Some have even continued farther by assembling their own rebellions, fan sites, and pledges of support for the show could return.) By restoring the show, you can also get some profits of sales. You can see that the DVD release has renewed interest and re-evaluation of the show, receiving high scores and sales. And also, by renewing the series, you also draw other Nickelodeon viewers to watching the station too.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and PLEASE reconsider airing Invader Zim on your station. Create a deal, or discuss any other legal matters to return the series on Cartoon Network. If Possible. Please.

Thank You,

TheKeeperhaven
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This is a copy of a letter I sent in a Feedback to Cartoon Network. I hope they do consider this. It would be great if Invader Zim returned.
Send your OWN feedback at http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/feedback/

The Vampire Piggy Hunter

The project is finally complete. If you've seen the Invader Zim episode 'Game Slave 2', you'll understand that Gaz is always playing this game staring Vampire Piggy D. The mysterious avenger is always fighting great battles involving Vampire Pigs. If you are not familiar with the show, here is a brief back round check.

The Vampire Piggy Hunter is the main character in Game Slave, and Game Slave 2 video game. Gaz is always seen playing it and apparently she is not the only one. As seen in the episode Game Slave 2, there were tons of people who were addicted to him. The piggy hunter looks like Zim but only is taller than Zim. He has only one visible eye and wears a trench coat and a cowboy hat. Whenever he attacks, flames appear from no where surround him. The Vampire Piggy Hunter's enemies include the whole race of Vampire Pigs. It appears that all his enemies are pig related.
Well, now, to the appreciation of all Gaz fans, I found the ultimate game for everyone who ever wanted to play Game Slave 2. The game is simple. Shoot down all the vampire pigs. Kill the onslaught of pigs in rapid succession and the huge Vampire Piggy King appears with a new speedy swarm of pork. You have one minute to complete your mission. Play now.
http://www.freewebs.com/pointless-pictures/vampirepiggyhunter.swf
Click on the link above to play. Can you beat my pork chop hunting of 32?

Forbidden Secrets

Unlock secrets to the latest T.F.D mystery. Explore great files of the Spindrift Investigation. Discover more of the World of Wacman. Earn Credits to purchase in the Store. Now available to the Keeperhaven:
THE ALL ACCESS PASS
More mysteries to solve and more.
Play, Explore, Create

THE SECRETS LAY BEYOND THE GATE

EVEN IF YOU DARE TO WAIT...

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To unlock the secrets, subscribe and follow now to the Keeperhaven to receive the instructions and password.
Once obtained go the the Membership Intro page and below
check in.

Spinney Dervish Mishap

               'What's an Uncle Spinney Dervish?'
                       Is it all nonsense? A ridiculous word making fun of something?
   First of all, the first thing I want to clear up is that Uncle Spinney Dervish was an old popular toy in the 70's and 80's called a Gyro Wheel. It's an old magnetic children's toy that was a great hit back then. Like Pacman and roller skating, it was brought back from the past. And, it went through a culture shock when it was mentioned in the popular, well-known Family Guy series. However, it was mentioned in the episode as Uncle Spinney Dervish because it was being ridiculed.

Newton's Cradle

        I have no idea if you know what it is, but, this thing is awesome. Entertainment for hours long if you ask me. Its educational, yet, the greatest invention ever created. Trust me, its a one of a kind product. Go on and by yourself one today because I HAVE. Come on. Just do it-
And here's what it looks like:

For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction. This theorem was proposed by Sir Issac Newton years ago and it's still the basis of modern physics. This contraption features a stainless steel finish and nylon cords that hold the miniature spheres in place. It's a great way to impress or perhaps annoy your co-workers. Be warned however, that if you are approaching the edge of a black hole, this item may not work as Newtonian Physics break down, but on planet earth and your desktop it's guaranteed to be a hit.
          And its a great gift too.