Merry Christmas

This holiday we should celebrate with a more funny, uplifting feeling to it. I wanted to send you a Christmas carol that I knew only you could appreciate. I call it Jingle Farts and I knew that you were the toot-loving person to share this odorful ode with. Happy holidays, my gassy, smelly friend.

AdultWhims #2

Dr. Tran Episode 1:
HERE COMES DR.TRAN
You've seen all of his films. You bought all of his merchandise. You made him America's #1 action star. Make way for Dr. Tran!
This video may not be appropriate for viewers under 10 for mild inappropriate humour.


Dr. Tran Updates on TWITTER
http://twitter.com/breehn

Dr. Tran Official Site
http://www.lonesausage.com/

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Halloween Props

Left over candy, and props over Halloween, the one of the best holidays of the year. This is just a clip of this jumper prop.

Another Happy Tree Friends Cartoon

Another one of those popular bloody cute animal cartoons for Mondo Media. Well, here it is, containg all the graphic violence these people seem to love.

Invader Zim Halloween Chip Switch

As TRICK-OR-TREAT TIME draws to an end, I reveal the last of Halloween treats:
NEW INVADER ZIM CHIP SWITCH!
Since picture uploads slowed down Invader Splorch's Chip Switch Site, we created and uploaded some more onto Keeperhaven's official website at
http://keeperhaven.weebly.com/


and to be more specific they're on
http://keeperhaven.weebly.com/halloween.html


HAVE FUN COLLECTING!

It's Halloween, It's Halloween

It's Halloween, time for treats, the long awaited holiday favorite. MnMs, Snickers, Suckers, and other treats are all given to all on this very special day. Arise children, slip on your disguises: IT"S TRICK-OR-TREAT TIME! Chocolates, sweets, tooth decay treats! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!

EVEN GOOGLE CELEBRATES WITH SCOOBY DOO!

Halloween,

A holiday of great ..................

Re-Simpsons Theme

Underneath is only for HD. Now here's the real one....

Simpsons Dark Theme

The Simpson’s has been a TV fav for more than 20 years, but last night’s episode is creating a big industry buzz. Each week, the shows theme song/title sequence features a “couch gag”, a scene in which the family has an unexpected happening as they attempt to sit on their couch. This week’s had one of the darkest, most disturbing sequence the show has seen, created by Graffit artist Banksy. Wild! Check it out after the jump!

AdultWhims

Welcome to Adultwhims, the early morning's adultish funnies. Tune in every Sunday @ 8:15 to see all new videos and laughs just for veiwers like you.
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Smoking Child?!?

The infamous smoking toddler's mother checked him into rehab and is optimistic her son will quit smoking for good.

SPECTACULAR VIEWS

Imagine:
The Keeperhaven received over a thousand views! It's true! Using the all new World Tracker Stats, the blogger uses, I've found this out to be amazing. Thanks viewers!
SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!!!
Keeperhaven Views,
Since Creation in April 2010
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United States 1,231


Canada 39

India 22

United Kingdom 20

Australia 19

Indonesia 7
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Malaysia 5

Egypt 4

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Firefox 170 (11%)



Chrome 32 (2%)

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Apple-PubSub 1 (<1%)

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 Windows 1,275 (91%)

Macintosh 103 (7%)


iPod 9 (<1%)

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The Invader Zim Chip Switch Site Has Moved

If you have been wondering where all these months, where my Invader Zim Chip Switch has moved, they have been moved. In case you do not know what it is, it's this online trading card game about Invader Zim, an alien of the infamous Irken race. If you still do not understand look up 'Invader Zim' on Google.com
Click HERE to enter Google.
To catch up with all the Card Game action visit:
http://www.theroomwiththemoose.blogspot.com/
INVADER SPLORCH WELCOMES YOU
INVADER SPLORCH AWAITS TO MEET YOUR ACQUAINTANCE

With a Little Help from My Friends- The Beatles (Yellow Submarine)

September. School, friends, and homework. Summer was too short. Well, enjoy the new song of the month.

I hope you had a great summer.

Last Words

Gone now. This is one of my scheduled post. Just a little reminder...
Halloween without candy is a dangerous affair

GONE

I, Theoneandonlywizard, shall be gone on the 7th. Do not fret because I'll be back in two weeks. Enjoy these videos. :)
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Some clips from Invader Zim Volume 5 including the time when Gir became smart, and when Gir was pretending to be that turkey.

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Hello JohnLennonfan,

Glad you finally made it in. Check your messages for the rest of the information, because i can't release the rest of the Member's exclusive cheats to other people.
Yours Un-Truly,
TheCreator

Dear JohnLennonfan (pt.3-iThink)

Thank you for your contribution of the story page. I'm glad you deciphered anagram of who Pat Return was. The was it was anagrams, I don't think his IQ can work out that it means him. To humiliate him farther, I need you to do a favor. Do you think you could bring your yearbook to school? I need to borrow it, so I can scan his signature on my computer and post it on this site. That should torcher him. Then we could laugh at him behind his back. Besides you, the only one who knows about this site, besides the government of course, is I. E. Vladd (his name is scrambled up.) See if you can decode that.
By the way, to join, click on that 'Follow' icon with 'Google friend connect thing. Create an account among the choices or sign in, and that's it.
Yours Un-Truly,
Thecreator,
TheKeeperhaven

Come Together

As the song of the month, it's Come Together. We all know the song and we've heard it been interpreted so many different ways. Here's the song someone made in flash animation. If you look closely, you can see their interpretation of the song:

OK, the meaning of the lyrics are actually quite clear and relevant if you know some history about the Beatles and are somewhat familiar with the idioms and slang of the era:
1st verse:

"HERE COME OL' FLAT-TOP,

HE COME GROOVIN' UP SLOWLY.

HE GOT HAIR DOWN TO HIS KNEE,

GOT TO BE A JOKER HE JUST DO WHAT HE PLEASE."
This verse references Ringo. "Flat-Top" makes reference to Ringo's bluesy musical roots and the disparaging stereotype that was often applied to those that played that style of music.

"Groovin' up slowly" refers to the fact that Ringo was the last to join the final and 'official' line-up of the band, yet his drumming ability was very limited and borderline acceptable at the beginning, especially compared to the abilities of the rest of the band. As he honed his skill, he slowly became better and better at holding down the beat of the music, or 'groove' as it was also loosely referred to. As the group continued to record and release music, his talent slowly came up to the standards of the other three.

"He got hair down to his knee" simply refers to the fact that Ringo had a longer, shaggy hairstyle when he joined the band, while the other three had the short, close-cropped style favored by the 'mods' of the day.

"Got to be a joker he just do what he please" is obvious: Ringo was the funny one, the 'cut-up' of the group and he often said and did bizarre and unexpected things in formal situations the group found themselves in during the early years. His enthusiastic, upbeat attitude was a major influence of the early writings of John and Paul.


Verse #2:

"HE WEAR NO SHOE-SHINE,

HE GOT TOE-JAM FOOTBALL.

HE GOT MONKEY-FINGER,

HE SHOOT COCA-COLA.

HE SAY I KNOW YOU, YOU KNOW ME.

ONE THING I CAN TELL YOU IS YOU GOT TO BE FREE.

The subject of this verse is George. "He wear no shoe-shine" is a reference to going to bare-foot, a quite-common state of dress that George adopted once he became so enamored of the Indian Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Bare feet and simple robes were the accepted dress of the followers of the Yogi, and George's influence quickly spread to the other three Beatles.

Toe-Jam football is just a reference to bare-foot 'soccer' style football playing, the common social outdoor activity practiced by many while worshipping at the yogi's temple.

"Monkey-Finger" refers to George's manual dexterity and amazing ability to master many, many different styles of stringed instruments, notably the 'sitar', an almost unknown instrument at the time that he was introduced to and quickly learned how to play while worshipping at the yogi's temple.

"He shoot coca-cola" is obvious: 'coca-cola' is street-slang for cocaine, a drug that George, as well as the others, would often 'shoot up' directly into their veins.

"I know you, you know me...we got to be free" is simply the basic premise of the entire teachings of the Yogi, that George was so whole-heatedly promoting to his fellow band mates.



"COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW...OVER ME" refers to the message the Yogi delivered to the band as a group that would supposedly heal the growing rift and distention between the four members of the band and unite them as a single cohesive unit once again.



Verse #3:

"HE BAD (NOT 'BAG') PRODUCTION,

HE GOT WALRUS GUM-BOOT.

HE GOT ONO SIDEBOARD,

HE ONE SPINAL CRACKER,

HE GOT FEET DOWN BELOW HIS KNEE,

HOLD YOU IN HIS ARMCHAIR YOU CAN FEEL HIS DISEASE.

No questions about this one, it's about John all the way:

"Bad production" refers to John's increasing level of drug use and the negative effect it had on his ability to effectively create acceptable music with the rest of the band, and to function with the rest of the band.

John was the 'Walrus' referred to in the 'I am the Walrus; lyrics', clearly this refers to him.(notwithstanding the later lyric 'the walrus was Paul' from "Glass onion")

A 'sideboard' is the term used when attorneys would be called away from a trial during court for private discussion. "Ono sideboard" makes reference to the growing distraction that the rest of the band felt Yoko Ono was having on John.

John's increasing uncooperative attitude towards the professional and musical direction the rest of the band wanted to follow manifested itself in John constantly griping and complaining to the others, or in slang terms "breaking their backs", a term referenced with 'spinal cracker'.



"Feet down below his knee" also makes reference to his stubborn, uncompromising desire to do things his way only with little or no regard for the rest of the band's wishes. To give in was to be seen as being on 'your knees', but John had 'feet below his knees', so there was no way he was going to kneel(stand on his knees) and be subservient when he could 'stand on his feet' and be the decision-maker.

"Hold you in his armchair (possibly..."arms, yeah...) you can feel his disease" refers to the fact that John's tough exterior persona barely fooled anyone, as his self-loathing and self-doubt, fueled and magnified by increasingly excessive drug use began to consume him. To be close to , or to 'hold him in your arm...' was to know the real John, where one could 'feel his disease'.


Verse #4:

"HE ROLLER COASTER,

HE GOT EARLY WARNING.

HE GOT MUDDY WATER,

HE ONE MOJO

HE SAY ONE AND ONE AND ONE IS THREE

GOT TO BE GOOD LOOKING 'CAUSE HE'S SO HARD TO SEE"

Well, last of the four is Paul, and this is clearly all about Paul.

'Roller coaster' refers to Paul's aggravating habit to the rest of the band by constantly changing his stated desire to either break up and move on to a solo career or to remain as a band and continue on as the 'Beatles'.

'Early warning' makes reference to the fact that they all made it clear to Paul long before that his selfish, superior attitude was going to create a rift between them and in fact it finally did.

'Muddy water' describes the bad feelings and growing poor relationship between Paul and the rest of the band due to his constant lying and manipulation of them, and particularly about his attempts to convince the others to let his father-in-law manage the band as opposed to the choice the others made.

'Mojo filter' refers to Paul's habit of 'spin doctoring' information to the others and manipulating their perceptions so as to ultimately get his way.

'One and one and one is three' refers to Paul's attempts to try and convince the others that if he did indeed leave the band and start a solo career, they remaining three could carry on and continue to be 'the Beatles' without him, contrary to everyone's opinion.

'Got to be good looking...': a straightforward reference to the fact that he was typically considered the 'cute, good looking one' of the group.

'...so hard to see' describes the increasing time away from the rest of the band that Paul was spending on personal projects, to the detriment of any possible group projects.

So, there you have it!

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